In this modern remake of the H.G. Wells classic
story, Tom Cruise runs from a giant Green Screen. You see, space
aliens showed up here thousands of years ago and buried their
3-legged Imperial Walkers deep underground. Now, they're popping up
all over to well, suck, basically. I'm not just being mean, either.
They show up to drain us of our precious life juice. But hey,
that's what happens when gas prices keep going up. Of course, if
everyone accepted Scientology into their lives, we would be the
ones sucking....sucking money from the aliens' wallets. Okay, I'm
done with all the biting.